im电竞官网-Granted, self-quarantining is getting to us all. But Lord save us, Senator Tailgunner Ted Cruz needs a hobby very badly.
im电竞官网-The Tailgunner enlivened the electric Twitter machine for nearly 12 hours by getting in a wrangle with actor Ron Perlman in defense of Rep. Jim Jordan, the coatless nuisance from Ohio. Perlman first tangled with Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Breathalyzer) and, in the course of their tussle, Perlman made a crack about Jordan. This proved to be Cruz’s cue to flounder into the hooley. Which he did, with spectacular results.
“Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen...But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring [with] @Jim_Jordan [without] getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?”
Perlman replied by parking Cruz deeply into the distant bleachers.
"I tell you what teddy boy, since mentioning jim jordan and wrestling is… problematic, why don’t we say fuck him and just make it you & me...I’ll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending.”
In response, the senator got a firm grip on his juicebox and let fly.
“I get it, you’re rich. But, apparently, soft. You sure seem scared to wrestle Jordan (whom you keep insulting).”
im电竞官网-Not exactly Webster replying to Hayne, but we’re all slowing down.
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